For the daily Slack collaborator who's leaving
You knew this person's typing rhythm. You knew when they were stuck on a bug by the gap in their messages. Pretending otherwise is what makes most of these cards forgettable. Reference the channel, the bug, the recurring DM you'll miss. Specifics travel better than warmth in the abstract.
- Going to be weird opening Slack without your green dot first.
- You're the only reason I ever checked #random. Soft landing at the next place.
- Two years of pair-debugging across 2,000 miles and I've still never heard your voice without a headset on. Keep me on your contacts.
- I'm going to miss your three-emoji reactions more than I should admit. DM me when you're settled.
- You made the worst Jira tickets bearable by being on the other end of them. Hoping the next manager actually deserves you, which honestly is a low bar to clear and most of them still don't.
- The channel just got 40% less useful.
- Your DMs were the part of the workday I'd actually answered first. Going to miss that.
- Whoever takes your seat inherits a Slack legacy they cannot live up to. Wishing you a great move and an even better team.
- I never met you in person but I always knew when you were having a bad week from how short your messages got. Take care of yourself.
- Working with you taught me that a screen-shared session can feel like sitting next to someone, which I would have said was impossible before this job. Stay in touch.
- You're the kind of remote teammate I forgot was remote. Highest compliment this format allows.
- The team is losing the person who answered every quick question within four minutes. We will feel it. Best of luck at the next place.
For the teammate you only ever saw in all-hands
You recognise the video square. You've never been on a project together. Acknowledging the distance reads honest. Pretending otherwise reads as theatre. Short, warm, slightly self-aware is the move, and that includes the four lines at the bottom for the ones you genuinely never met before the card.
- We've never worked on anything together but I always liked your questions in all-hands. Wishing you a brilliant next thing.
- I don't think we've spoken outside of a town-hall Q&A, but I wanted to send a farewell anyway. Best of luck out there.
- You always had the most thoughtful comments in the company meeting. Going to miss those.
- Crossing the org's send-off threshold from a distance: wishing you a wonderful next chapter, even though we never managed to collaborate.
- The 1,000-person Slack just lost one of the few faces I'd actually learned the name of. All the best.
- Your demos were the part of the all-hands I didn't skim. Hope the next team gets a lot of them.
- I don't have a project memory to draw on, but I have two years of "oh, they're good" thoughts in the back of my head. Wishing you the best.
- Quiet goodbye from a corner of the org you've probably never noticed.
- We never met in person and I've made my peace with the fact that we probably never will. Doesn't mean the work didn't matter.
- Pandemic-era teammate I never shook hands with is leaving. Strange to type. Take care out there.
- Two years of working together and the closest we got to an in-person goodbye is this card. Wanted to make this line a real one: thank you for the work, and stay in touch.
- If the team ever has an offsite in your city, I'm coming. Until then, have a great move and keep my number.
For the time-zone-mismatched teammate you somehow stayed close to
You overlapped for two hours a day for two years and built a whole working relationship in that window. The handoffs, the morning-coffee meetings that were 11pm for them, the doc that lived in two heads. These are some of the realest remote relationships a company makes, and the card has to know it.
- Eight hours of time-zone gap and you still felt like a teammate. That's rare. Wishing you a saner overlap with your new team.
- You ended a lot of your days where mine started, and we still found a way to do good work. I'll miss the handoffs.
- Going to miss seeing your name pop up at 6am with a doc already half-edited.
- The shared-doc relationship is underrated and ours was a good one. Best of luck.
- I've never had a 9am meeting with you in your daytime. I'd like to, one day.
- You're the only reason I learned how to write a clean handoff. Hope the next team values that as much as ours did.
- Working across the time difference with you was the closest I've come to feeling like the company was actually one team. I think about that a lot. Going to miss it.
- Goodbye from your morning, which is my evening. Hope the next role gives you a calendar that respects your timezone, although in my experience no role ever quite does.
- You answered my late-night DMs at lunch and my morning ones before I'd had coffee. Going to miss the rhythm.
- The async teammate I trusted most is leaving. Soft landing, and a much shorter Slack queue.
For the contractor or agency teammate whose engagement is ending
This one is distinctive. The relationship was real but it was always going to end on a date written in a contract. Pretending otherwise reads as theatre, and so does "you'll always be one of us." Be honest. The work was good. The time mattered. The door is open.
- Nine months of you in our standups and the team is going to feel the gap. Thank you for the work.
- You were technically a contractor and functionally a teammate. The line never mattered.
- Some of the best people who've passed through this team weren't even officially on it. You were one of them. Stay in touch.
- Thanks for treating this project like it was yours, even though the org chart said otherwise. Hope our paths cross again.
- You showed up to every retro like you weren't going anywhere, and that mattered more than you probably realised at the time.
- The agency rotation took our favourite. Hope they send us someone half as good.
- Your last day is on the calendar but you've genuinely been a teammate. Please don't be a stranger.
- If the next engagement falls through, you have a strong recommendation from this team waiting.
Short and slightly funny lines for the group card
When seventeen remote people are each adding a block, brevity is the kindest thing you can do. A short line that's clearly yours beats a long one that's clearly templated. These mix the plain-warm with the wry; the joke-shaped ones land best when they're about the screen-mediated medium itself rather than the person. "Enjoy the commute" works. "You finally get to leave the house" does not (they were already in the house).
- Going to miss you on this team. Stay in touch.
- Best of luck, keep me on Slack.
- Take care.
- Farewell across the broadband.
- Wishing you a soft landing at the next place.
- The team is lighter for losing you.
- Hope your new team is as good as this one. Probably better.
- Stay in touch. Genuinely.
- Going to miss working with you.
- Wishing you exactly the next role you wanted.
- Cheers from afar.
- Farewell from the far end of the time zone.
- Going to miss the Tuesday standups where your dog walked across the keyboard.
- You're leaving the only job that respected your time zone. Brave move.
- Hope the next team's Wi-Fi is as patient with you as ours has been.
- Whoever inherits your Slack notification settings is in for a journey.
- You're going somewhere that probably has worse video quality. We accept your decision.
- Wishing you a team that doesn't reschedule the same meeting four times. (Ours never learned.)
- Hope the next manager finally lets you turn your camera off in the all-hands. You've earned it.
- May your next onboarding be conducted entirely in a single doc.
Turn it into a virtual group card
For Priya's card we used a virtual farewell card online, which is roughly the only format that works when the people who actually knew the person are scattered across four time zones. One link, sent to everyone who collaborated with them, each person writes their own block on their own schedule. I'll admit I find the printed-card-passed-around-the-office tradition charming when it works, but it stops working the moment the team stops sharing a building, and most of ours haven't shared one in years.
If you're organising, seed the card with the first message so the tone is set, drop in a screenshot of their first PR or a photo from the one offsite they made it to, and schedule the delivery for the morning of their last day in their timezone. You can create a card in a couple of minutes; a group ecard with multiple signers handles the asynchronous contributions. For longer reading the goodbye card guide covers the three-part formula, and if the leaver is your direct counterpart the coworker farewell messages are calibrated for closer working relationships. (The line I've used unironically four times now is "the channel just got 40% less useful" — I would feel worse about reusing it if it weren't true every time.)
One last thing, off-topic. The week after Priya left, my dog learned to push open my office door during meetings, and for about a month every standup ended with someone asking who the new hire was. I think about that more than I should. Anyway: send the card.